Top 10 signs your child is spending too much time at the OB-GYN

10. Looks forward to appointments mainly to see the fish and the toys at the office.
9. Couldn't get a flu shot the other week, because the baby in her tummy was too small.
8. Needs us to test her blood alot.
7. Has us pull "regular baby" out from under her shirt all the time so she can bathe and nurse her.
6. Says all those silly hormones are just making her gag all the time.
5. Often performs ultrasounds to see the baby wiggling around in her tummy on the little t.v.
4. Listens to the heartbeat of the baby in her belly with her play stethoscope.
3. Pretends to pee in a cup, or asks you to pee in a cup.
2. Asks where the stirrups for her feet are on her pretend Dr. bed.
1. Last night while playing "Dr." she as the patient says, "Do you do VBAC's anymore?" seriously, she said that.